You Mustn’t Push

A joke from an email doing the rounds…

The boys are pushing and shoving in the tuck-shop queue: and then the tuck-shop teacher hears one of the boys say “jou ma se @#*$”
She is outraged – and sends him off to the headmaster’s office.
The headmaster asks him: “So what did you say?”
“Nuthing Meneer”
“The teacher heard you swearing”
“No Meneer”
“Well, what DID you say?”
“Meneer – the guys was out of order… So I jus tol them ‘you maasen poos’!”